””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“” i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.
*fully embraces wine mom culture at age 19*
why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail
if you have a dog chances are im already in love with you
Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”